Hello party people, the Tatester is back at it. This is a special post, we are going to be doing a collaboration with my good friend Braden. Go check out his blog "Where They are Now".  

Well hello to my subscribers as Tate just said we are coming together to make a special post for you this week. This week we shall be discussing a brief history of Kristen Stewart and how she kinks our hoses.

Kristen was born in 1990 to a rich Los Angeles family. Through her younger years she was in minor films and projects. Most notably as Jodie Foster's daughter in Panic Room. But her first major role as a protagonist wouldn't come until the Twilight Saga.Her full legal name is Kristen Jaymes Stewart. This also aggravates me she can not even spell her own middle name like a normal person. She has to throw in all these funky trash letters like Y. Who the heck uses the letter Y? It is is not a vowel all the time just the times it feels like being one. Make up your  mind Y you're either a constant or a vowel, not both! In the Twilight Saga she played Bella Swan. A young madam and happens to fall in love with fellow school mate Edward Cullen. Later in the film she discovers her true love is straight out of Bram Strokers Dracula! During the film she is pulled back a forth between another love Jacob Black the Werewolf! The Werewolf and Vampires are sworn enemies so Edward and Jacob fight for Bella's love. In the end she gets impregnated by Edward and they have a half breed baby vampire. Bella is also turned into a vampire a she embraced the culture.I can not believe she got into the acting career especially as a main character. Her role in Twilight was atrocious. She played that role with no emotion and made me want to throw up. Then they went and made four more movies; I have no idea why. I did not enjoy the movies to start with and her role just made it ten times worse. In this role she hardly ever shows any emotion, and just does not play the role very well. Seth Rogen could play the role of Bella better. Nowadays Kristen enjoys spending time with her three dogs and her cat. She also has a girlfriend. She doesn't do much on the film side anymore since 2012 when her last major films were released. Kristen still keeps in touch with former co-star Robert Patterson. Why would she end on the Twilight movies? Everybody will just remember her for her horrible performance in those movies. I mean can anybody name another Kristen Stewart movie from memory. Nope, did not think so! Plus, in the movie she picked the wrong boy. I was on Team Jacob! Why would she pick the boy that abandon her. Jacob was nothing but nice to her and she just shot him down repeatedly. She really Kinks My Hose in every which way. 
We heavily criticize Miss. Stewart but we must look at her accomplishments. The Twilight Movies were very popular, we just happened to not be fans. We would like to wish her the best of luck with her career (if it ever picks up again), her relationship, and just in general. Thank you! 

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How to Find Where They are Now
Hello, have you ever wondered about one of your favorite celebrities? I cover a few people on here ,but if you have ever wanted to find a person on your own I'll tell you how to today. It is surprisingly easier than one may think at first.

To begin pick a celebrity that you are fond of or perhaps curious about. Once you have found a person or group find some resources. Good things to use are the internet and your local library. This will give you a starting point for your research. Next you need to start searching this person. If you're on the internet a good place to go to is Wikipedia they will give you plenty of information on the person or groups life. Once you have done this look under personal interest or current projects. This tells you what they are doing or working on now. For example your favorite singer from the 80's may be playing golf or something now you never know! You should also then be able to find right around that general area where they are living, relationships, deaths,etc.. One of the most interesting things when looking for a where are they now. Is when you discover something remarkable in that person's life by looking at their lifetime achievements. You will discover things about them most other people would not even know thus developing satisfaction. Now that you have found what your person is up to and where he is you can now share that information. 

How to bring that up in a conversation is a little tricky though. You can not just out of the blue be like did you know that George Bush now eats tacos every Thursday with his brother Jeb since he got out of office? No, you can't that is weird and you seem like a stalker you must ease into it if you're dying to share that information. You must be subtle. Start off with a normal conversation and then be did ya hear? I heard on the news that George Bush eats tacos with Jeb every Thursday since he got out of office, I guess he's trying to put down stereotypes and show that Thursday is just as good as Tuesday for tacos. That is how to bring your information up in a conversation and share it with your friends.

This is how to create your own where they are now. I hope the information was helpful and that you can put it to good use.